You think he’s better than the last one, right? But didn’t you think the last was better than the one before him? And the one before that? And the one before that? “But he’s different.” No, he’s not. They are all the same. On to the next one already, they aren’t worth wasting time.
This is a serious question. I’m not saying all girls who have fakies do it, but in all seriousness. If you got a boob job, more than likely it’s fuckin’ huge and perky. Why do you need a push-up bra?
I just want to scream that in your face.
I know you better than most people do, and you know that. I was the one who stuck by your side through thick and fucking thin, but you still don’t listen.
You don’t learn, yeah? I’m always going to be here for you and support you because you’re my friend… But I’m letting you know now, there’s going to be a time when I’m going to have to tell you to just shut the fuck up.
Flinstone’s vitamins, yes the one for kids, is actually the best vitamin for anyone to take.
It doesn’t matter how old you are, but it had almost all necessary vitamins.
- I love how London is in her terrible twos. She's the most adorable thing in the world...
- Lacey: (screaming)
- Me: SHUUUUUT UP!!
- London: Bad word?
- Me: (looks at London)
- London: Bad word, aunty?!
- Me: (smiles and looks at her)
- London: Bad word?!!?
- Me: (starts giggling)
- London: ..... Bad word?
- Me: ....
- London: Lacey say bad word?
- Me: (still looking at her laughing)
- London: How (laihau) say bad word?
- London: Bad word aunty?!
- London: Lacey say bad word?!
- London: Gramma say bad word?
- Me: No London, nobody say bad word.
- London: ...... I want gapes! (grapes)
- -__- She'll be going on and on and on all night.
Yes ma’am. I seen it in my news feed.. I was like, ew -_- But whatever. You and the rest of the tumblr mommies don’t even come close to that category. All you guys are amazing<3
Some chicks.. I just don’t understand. But then again, when will anyone understand. All you can do is hope for the best for them and their child.
But it’s a tad bit disturbing to see your child’s picture in a facebook album when it stands alone with a billion other pictures of you either smoking, drinking, or shoving an alcohol bottle down your throat on a bar while giving the camera an intentional bean shot.
That’s just disgusting.
Props to the mommies that know how to have fun, handle their family, and look classy doing it. The rest of you, may God bless your soul. When your daughter ends up shaking her tits for an extra-round at the bar… Remember the influence you gave her.
But I’m telling you right now, I crack the whip.
Don’t even begin to think that you’ll get away with bullshit. I’ll put your ass in check.
So I was walking out of the stupid elavators at my school, and my shoe was untied. Not to mention I was inthe elevator that as soon as the doors open, they shut super fast. When I tried to walk out my shoelace got stuck in the elevator and I almost got my leg chopped off. Great.
I can’t quite put my finger on what the cause of it is, but it’s there.
Take that shit elsewhere. I don’t got no time to deal with your sloppy ass.
I mean, come on now. At least get the game right if you’re going to play it. Smh.
There’s no fancy words. No hidden meanings, subliminal messages, or secret feelings. There’s no second chances, no apologies necessary; nothing.
It’s as plain and simple as five words…
I DONT GIVE A FUCK.
Is it easier to read in big letters?